Spirit of Lou

Belated Valentine's thought... this is a tribute to the poor souls that wandered into our line of fire.

Bubbles - Boy that runs the length of a beach brandishing pink (NOT maroon) underwear and screaming "It's dry, it's dry!"

Boy that wont get in box - The boy that refuses to be packed in a box and presented to his girlfriend. Thereby earning the disfavor of three of the four quarters.

Akki - Boy that volunteers to get packed in a box and given away to other man's girlfriend. Also my knight in shining armor. And very talented nonsense-rhyme writer who thinks snot is romantic.

Calwin - The one boy we deigned to stalk aggressively, to his great delight.

Giggu - Aj and I have equal claims on this creature. As does anyone who gets a glimpse of him lifting his foot in those airy shorts as he straddles a random pole.

Halwa - Boy that does not think much. Hence, the running into goalposts.

Jam Boy - The boy that jams his way into our lives... and hearts. Soofer seski.

Mallu Prick - Boy that will walk through forests, sit through dance dramas, drive a hundred miles to watch a zillion plays... Sweet. Deluded? Yeahhhh, gonna go with deluded.

Monty - *Electrifying* boy that wears a badge proclaiming him to be an 'i-Cock.' Nonetheless, much fun to say on Feb 15 that you didn't do much cos he only dropped you home 'round 2 in the morning :)

Nikku - My first husband, 'til death do us part. We tried to throw each other off the nuptial balcony the very first night we spent together. Clueless bugger who has the good sense to realize I'm mind blowing. *They look into each other's eyes as the lights fade out.* Exit all.

Sarvesh - Boy that feels the urgent need to pee into bottles between scenes backstage.

Saptharishi - The one boyfriend we all approve of. Righteous combo of mentalness and madness. The peacocks in Karachi are all smitten as hell :)

To-do list - The common item on Sus' and my agenda. Square faced boy with fantastic arse.

Vishby - When vishes have wings and dreams come true. Aw. Another happy choice.

Please ping if I've forgotten any body's anyone. Unless I've 'forgotten' one of mine or Tune's, there are entirely too many to list!! :)

The Icky-Dicky Doodah

What is this, you may wonder. The answer is, it's an icky-dicky, ie: a (st)icky dic(k)tionary meaning for certain expressions that are fast going extinct since people that describe themselves as 'normal' don't really use them.

Now, these are meant to be felt rather than understood, so if you don't get something, chances are you never will.

PS: Proceed with caution, and remember not to be shocked at obscenities. None of these are swear words in our dictionary.

A What Ya?

Aano - What we say when we pretend to know Malayalam.
Abrr - It's frikkin' cold/dude that's weird
Alpa budhi - Used to describe the kanjoos bleddy's that stampede when they hear the word 'free'
Ammu kutti - The Airtel salesman at Google who sent me a business card listing for 'Amodar'
Arrr - Expression of deep frustration, pronounced like old bike trying to start up.
A-tool - Expression of deep derision(eg: Me, make a point? A-tool!) Roll the 'L.'
Awww - What I will say if I see a baby anything. Yes, even a baby cockroach.

B Boleh Tho...

Balls - Yeah, right!
Biatch - Used as a term of supreme respect among fellow bitches.
Bitchface - Used when someone's being particularly difficult for no good reason
Bestest - As in, my bestest friend for always, Archana
Bebbis - 'Cos Naveen's contagious. Who's your bebbis? I'm your bebbis.
Babycorn - What Archie calls me if she feels particularly affectionate (she thinks I like them)
Bleddy - Random exclamation. Very powerful.
Boytoy - When we're hitting on a guy just cos he's so pretty.
Breezo - Most severe swear word.
Bagundhi - What we say very loudly to make sure hostel aunty stops giving us more food
Bunty & Babli - A certain office couple whose romance we avidly follow

Chomu C...

Crappetty - As in, crap comes.
Calwin's ass - God's great gift to mankind, a waiter packaged in a neatly tied apron
Chachundhar - Swear word I invented to describe Airtel salesmen
Chinna veedu - Alternate wife/husband; a necessity born from people marrying too early.
Chuth - Devjyot. We all know why.
Creature and a half - When just calling them a creature isn't enough.
Cookie! - Cookies get me high. As in the word. Don't ask.
Comes - As in, emotions. Not cums, perverts.

D & E...

Darad - Deep disgust
Donedom - When one is happily done with some exasperating piece of shit
Dawg - As in, bow WOW! (used in reference to Monty who is too cute for his own good)

Ei - Used when one is excited, sad, frustrated, angry, depressed.. or in place of anything else.
Ei ei ei ei - Used when Akx has something to say and does not believe she's being listened to.
Eleven minutes - The time it takes Coelho to wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Fffff...

Figurey - Hourglass figures/overly huge figures/overly thin figures
Fine then - When you don't have anything better to say that isn't a swear word
Fish - When something's too funny to swear at, even.
Fuckface - Multiple definitions. Contact Aj for more info.
Full moon - our excuse to go mad.
Friendship - What random perverts on Orkut want to 'make.'
Fevicol - Couples that are joined at the hip... outside our doorstep every night.