Spirit of Lou

Belated Valentine's thought... this is a tribute to the poor souls that wandered into our line of fire.

Bubbles - Boy that runs the length of a beach brandishing pink (NOT maroon) underwear and screaming "It's dry, it's dry!"

Boy that wont get in box - The boy that refuses to be packed in a box and presented to his girlfriend. Thereby earning the disfavor of three of the four quarters.

Akki - Boy that volunteers to get packed in a box and given away to other man's girlfriend. Also my knight in shining armor. And very talented nonsense-rhyme writer who thinks snot is romantic.

Calwin - The one boy we deigned to stalk aggressively, to his great delight.

Giggu - Aj and I have equal claims on this creature. As does anyone who gets a glimpse of him lifting his foot in those airy shorts as he straddles a random pole.

Halwa - Boy that does not think much. Hence, the running into goalposts.

Jam Boy - The boy that jams his way into our lives... and hearts. Soofer seski.

Mallu Prick - Boy that will walk through forests, sit through dance dramas, drive a hundred miles to watch a zillion plays... Sweet. Deluded? Yeahhhh, gonna go with deluded.

Monty - *Electrifying* boy that wears a badge proclaiming him to be an 'i-Cock.' Nonetheless, much fun to say on Feb 15 that you didn't do much cos he only dropped you home 'round 2 in the morning :)

Nikku - My first husband, 'til death do us part. We tried to throw each other off the nuptial balcony the very first night we spent together. Clueless bugger who has the good sense to realize I'm mind blowing. *They look into each other's eyes as the lights fade out.* Exit all.

Sarvesh - Boy that feels the urgent need to pee into bottles between scenes backstage.

Saptharishi - The one boyfriend we all approve of. Righteous combo of mentalness and madness. The peacocks in Karachi are all smitten as hell :)

To-do list - The common item on Sus' and my agenda. Square faced boy with fantastic arse.

Vishby - When vishes have wings and dreams come true. Aw. Another happy choice.

Please ping if I've forgotten any body's anyone. Unless I've 'forgotten' one of mine or Tune's, there are entirely too many to list!! :)

The Icky-Dicky Doodah

What is this, you may wonder. The answer is, it's an icky-dicky, ie: a (st)icky dic(k)tionary meaning for certain expressions that are fast going extinct since people that describe themselves as 'normal' don't really use them.

Now, these are meant to be felt rather than understood, so if you don't get something, chances are you never will.

PS: Proceed with caution, and remember not to be shocked at obscenities. None of these are swear words in our dictionary.

A What Ya?

Aano - What we say when we pretend to know Malayalam.
Abrr - It's frikkin' cold/dude that's weird
Alpa budhi - Used to describe the kanjoos bleddy's that stampede when they hear the word 'free'
Ammu kutti - The Airtel salesman at Google who sent me a business card listing for 'Amodar'
Arrr - Expression of deep frustration, pronounced like old bike trying to start up.
A-tool - Expression of deep derision(eg: Me, make a point? A-tool!) Roll the 'L.'
Awww - What I will say if I see a baby anything. Yes, even a baby cockroach.

B Boleh Tho...

Balls - Yeah, right!
Biatch - Used as a term of supreme respect among fellow bitches.
Bitchface - Used when someone's being particularly difficult for no good reason
Bestest - As in, my bestest friend for always, Archana
Bebbis - 'Cos Naveen's contagious. Who's your bebbis? I'm your bebbis.
Babycorn - What Archie calls me if she feels particularly affectionate (she thinks I like them)
Bleddy - Random exclamation. Very powerful.
Boytoy - When we're hitting on a guy just cos he's so pretty.
Breezo - Most severe swear word.
Bagundhi - What we say very loudly to make sure hostel aunty stops giving us more food
Bunty & Babli - A certain office couple whose romance we avidly follow

Chomu C...

Crappetty - As in, crap comes.
Calwin's ass - God's great gift to mankind, a waiter packaged in a neatly tied apron
Chachundhar - Swear word I invented to describe Airtel salesmen
Chinna veedu - Alternate wife/husband; a necessity born from people marrying too early.
Chuth - Devjyot. We all know why.
Creature and a half - When just calling them a creature isn't enough.
Cookie! - Cookies get me high. As in the word. Don't ask.
Comes - As in, emotions. Not cums, perverts.

D & E...

Darad - Deep disgust
Donedom - When one is happily done with some exasperating piece of shit
Dawg - As in, bow WOW! (used in reference to Monty who is too cute for his own good)

Ei - Used when one is excited, sad, frustrated, angry, depressed.. or in place of anything else.
Ei ei ei ei - Used when Akx has something to say and does not believe she's being listened to.
Eleven minutes - The time it takes Coelho to wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Fffff...

Figurey - Hourglass figures/overly huge figures/overly thin figures
Fine then - When you don't have anything better to say that isn't a swear word
Fish - When something's too funny to swear at, even.
Fuckface - Multiple definitions. Contact Aj for more info.
Full moon - our excuse to go mad.
Friendship - What random perverts on Orkut want to 'make.'
Fevicol - Couples that are joined at the hip... outside our doorstep every night.

G & H...

Good fun - For good times in life, eg: breaking into college labs to use free internet. Gasp.
Gujjalsification - The process of seduction.
Giggu - The gigolo kutti that used to stalk Aj and me at college

Habit - The process whereby heroines sleep with heroes once and end up pregnant anyway.
High - Constant state of being.
Happy family - The kudumbam, the pride of life, the ones that have me home by seven :P
Haanji - Used to indicate general agreement, emphatically.
HS - High class, beyond reproach, divine. IE: Us.

I say!

Inch incha vallikardhu - Precise tracking of where exactly in pains in your body
Inner peace, outer radiance - The title of a painting Noosha and I drew in the sixth
Icky-dicky - The ice cream on the menu of Shakes and Creams/this dictionary

J...

Jedex - Social mingling of antisocial bunch for the sole purpose of trading gossip and bitching.
Jedi - The elite group within the Jedex, cos Jedex was way too inclusive of people :P
Jaanu - Endearment that started out as a joke and became really contagious
Jellicle - Also a state of being. Must be inborn.

K & L ...

Keep - Like, a social whore.
Kinky - Exciting.

Lou's - When love happens for the sake of public display
LS - Low class, cheri, beneath our notice. I think we referred to ourselves.

Maane ki...

Mo-ther - Because I can't say mother without thinking f#. And it shows.
Meri sherrr - All the juniors at MOP who are keeping our flag flying high at culturals.
Mountainview - A certain person that has breasts the size of.. you get it.
Moonlight crushes - Crushes that last till the next full moon.
Megaly, muchly - Quantative measures, duh.
Madness - Sanity.

N, P, Q, R...

Nimmi - Our Esteemed Principal, Dr. (Mrs.) K. Nirmala Prasad.

Para para - Fly, fly/Stayfree ad/Nandi dancing/Rajinikanth/ Gayu on the phone
Pinto - A sweet little thing that kept dreaming about me
Pattidevji - Who else ya. The one love of my life. Muah.
Paanai - Chastity

Quarter - As in, a peg.
Quarters - Three of the best friends ever. Oh, plus me.

Ruby - Smruthi's prostitute avatar

Say What?

Seski - When you say something's sexy but really mean it's so much more.
Sexed out - Could not get sexier. Used to describe homework usually.
Shenni - Accursed one.
Shtupisht - Used when you're worried someone's gonna cry and you want them to stop
Soofer - Better than super
Squirrel - Another word that makes me laugh, and hysterically.
Same difference - Exactly the same. Duh.

T, V, W...

Thair sadham - What Iyer girls masquerading as bitches call Iyer boys that are lame
Thank you for sharing - When girls tell you they have to visit the loo with/without specific details

Vettihood - The state of being jobless

Where is Nandhini - Hariprasad's lovestruck demand from passers-by
What ya - The secondary part of Ei. As in, ei what ya.
Wifey - Moi!!

Y?

Yellow shit - The basis of a holy relationship between Anjana, Akshaya, and Art.
Yem-Woh-Pee - Our prestigious college when being cheered by lunatic students council presidents.